"Ugh." - Goodreads.com "Awkward" - Publishers Weekly "A poser" - Time Out New York for Kids "Write[s] like a girl" - YA Books Central "The equivalent of a fast food meal" - School Library Journal "Guaranteed to piss off...every teen reader" - Kirkus Reviews "His characters are so shallow and annoying, you want to... shake some sense into them." - Children's Literature ____________________ NEWSFLASH! AMERICAPEDIA is in stores or you can order it here!    SOHO TEEN is coming in Spring 2013. Watch out! Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/danielehrenhaft

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1  "Improved" is a stretch. But there is some new stuff, like my wacky new books. 2  It's still the same old Edgar for the The Wessex Papers. Of note: the chipped ceramic bust of Edgar Allan Poe is no longer so handy for anything except clogging toilets. 3  I'm still only a bestseller in France, for Countdown (I still haven't translated this article from Phosphore either.) But I have high hopes for smaller countries, like Monaco or Singapore. Does Bermuda count? 4  The griblet isn't going anywhere any time soon. Lots of my infant son's food ends up in my beard. TMI?